We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
NoShamevember. You game?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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