All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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