She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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