I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
