kristin has been a bad kristin
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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