only if we run a train.
done.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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