Already got asked if we're dating
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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