So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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