im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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