I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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