Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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