if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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