Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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