Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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