As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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