you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
