just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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