she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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