Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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