And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize