is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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