he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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