dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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