Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
