i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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