I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I currently don't understand fingers.
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