Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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