I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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