erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
false alarm, still single
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