You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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