SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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