thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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