i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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