somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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