This girl is more easily done than said...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
