It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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