i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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