please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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