Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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