I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
someone threw a dead crab at me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
