there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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