i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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