maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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