This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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