Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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