i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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