2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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