i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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