I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
