I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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