:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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